February 2012
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- Overuse of yolo
- Tweet about overuse of yolo
- Intentional overuse of yolo
- “Twitter war”
…wat is this really happening right now or?
Re: Nicki @ the Grammy's
What Bill Donohue does not understand is the entire concept behind Roman, and if he wasn’t so close-minded, perhaps he would’ve taken the time to explore it.
Roman Zolanski is supposed to be a closeted gay boy, hiding his homosexuality from his prim, proper, conservative mother, Martha. In the performance, Martha brings a member of the clergy to the house to try to get the...
Oh hey Tumblr
It’s been a while, hope things aren’t awkward.
January 2012
I need new friends/a new life
Getting ditched every weekend is getting a tad bit old.
Having a boyfriend whose best friend is another...
Oh, look. A new year and I still fucking hate...
Yep.
December 2011
Can't hold my head up/keep my eyes open
Cheers to another night alone (drink to dat yea yeaa)
Why am I Facebook friends with a kid who can't...
Delete real quick
Your Facebook friends list should be a checklist with a little box next to each person so you can just mass-delete everyone who gets on your last nerve.
When your Tumblr looks like a MySpace I want to...
Friend: Isn’t this so cute? *shows me stupid corny photo on Tumblr*
Me: .. You have a Tumblr?
Friend: Yeah, do you?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: You do, don’t you?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: Can I follow you?
Me:
I literally fucking hate everyone.
Rihanna makes the best music videos damn
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Parents fighting reeeally helps keep me in the holiday spirit
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