December 2011
Can't hold my head up/keep my eyes open
Cheers to another night alone (drink to dat yea yeaa)
Why am I Facebook friends with a kid who can't...
Delete real quick
Your Facebook friends list should be a checklist with a little box next to each person so you can just mass-delete everyone who gets on your last nerve.
When your Tumblr looks like a MySpace I want to...
Friend: Isn’t this so cute? *shows me stupid corny photo on Tumblr*
Me: .. You have a Tumblr?
Friend: Yeah, do you?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: You do, don’t you?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: Can I follow you?
Me:
I literally fucking hate everyone.
Rihanna makes the best music videos damn
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Parents fighting reeeally helps keep me in the holiday spirit
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